From the Hee Haw Roadhouse Facebook Page:

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers,
so that you can get in on the ground floor, and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2020:

* Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace
Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace....

* Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

* 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

* Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

* FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

*Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

* Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

And finally....

* Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW*
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)